Dumb jock

People who don't wipe off the machines when they are done piss me off. People who look at you like "What?" when you glare at them for not wiping off the machine you are about to take over really piss me off.

Look dumbass, if I wanted to swim in your sweat I'd fuck you. But I don't fuck people who piss me off. So I 'm just stuck here hating you while I wipe off your sweat on my towel.

If I get sick I am going to spill my bottle of water on your ipod. While you are running. Maybe you will be so startled that you stumble on the treadmill and then fall face-first on the puddle of water and backwash.

And don't expect me to wipe off the machine.